Remember "The List" from Friends?

This is shocking and very disappointing my friends. I haven't had any comments on my HNT! Boo!

*sigh* That's okay, I'm not actually here to talk about that.

I'm here to talk about my new favorite website. It's called Hips and Curves, and it's actually a lingerie site. No, I'm not being paid for saying this, but there is something infinitely delightful about this site. I just ordered my first order from it, which includes a little garter belt and thigh high stockings with red hearts on them. They are actually for my Halloween costume--I'm being the Queen of Hearts. I haven't gotten them yet, but the site is so damned fun because instead of the usual descriptions of cute little panties or corsets or peignoirs, many of the descriptions of pieces are little stories.

Check this out. It's the description for the Smooth Tummy Control Thong (and if that isn't an oxymoron, I don't know what is frankly), but who wouldn't buy it after reading this...?

"He loved to watch her dress, how she considered each garment before it slid across her skin. He admired her as she pulled the black thong over her curvaceous legs and up full glorious thighs, until her hands and thong disappeared beneath her delicate skirt. 'Do you know what you're doing to me?' he asked coming up behind her and burying his face in her hair. 'Making you late for work,' she replied."

Holy. Shit. That's the type of thing that I want happening every single day of my life.

Oh, by the way...as devoted as I am to my love, my Naughty, I have to say that I might have to put Taye Diggs on my list of people that I could maybe sleep with if I ever got the chance to (this is a reference from the show "Friends," in case you didn't know). I admit, and I know this is just going to come out bad, but I haven't ever been attracted to a black man in real life. Maybe it's because I haven't been around many black men and frankly don't even really know any very well but Taye Diggs? Holy crap. I'm watching the movie "Brown Sugar" right now and I just keep thinking, "Lucky bitch," about Sanaa Lathan for getting to kiss him and have him seducing her. And his wife in real life? Idina Menzel (they met when they were in the original production of "Rent"--there is something damned hot too, he can sing so beautifully)...lucky bitch too. I love this movie though, especially cause Mos Def is in it...and frankly, I adore him. Don't want to sleep with him particularly, but I love his music. (Damn, Taye Diggs is now wearing leather pants). That's it, I'm adding a picture...

yum...(love you Naughty! *grins*)

Actually, I'm going to add a video of him singing too. He plays kind of an ass in the movie, but damn does he have a beautiful voice.